Wednesday, February 10, 2016

CHAPTER THREE - EPISODE ELEVEN


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GREGOR 


Gregor stared morosely at the dinner plate. It was divided into three sections. Drakh-brown glop with lumps the size of marbles filled the largest section. This was the entrée. He’d never had the nerve to ask what the lumps were.

More glop was mounded in the second section – but it was grayish green with yellow streaks and had the consistency of garbage pail slime. This was the starch.

The third section contained the alleged sweet. It was purplish glop, with orange spots.

He sighed and with great reluctance jabbed a plas spoon into the brown glop. Raised it to his lips, trying not to notice the long, snot-like strings stretching between spoon and plate.

Gregor got ready. The trick was not to breathe. He stuck the spoon into his mouth - face contorting at the taste - and then he forced himself to swallow. Half-gagging and choking as he got it down.

He let his breath out in whoosh, grabbed a mug of badly-recycled water and drank it down, doing his damndest to dilute the disgusting taste.

The water was almost as bad as the brown glop and for a moment he thought the battle was lost and nearly vomited. By sheer force of will he kept it down.

Then he slumped back in his chair, gathering the courage and strength to start on the starchy slime.

Gregor began by cursing the traitorous crew members in general and their back-stabbing ringleaders in particular for humiliating him so.

He was their Captain, by God. A being they had sworn to obey when they joined the Emperor’s Merchant Service. It was as solemn an oath as any Imperial Guardsman made. Well, almost as solemn. They weren’t really professionals. Only quasi-military, as some of his old prep school chums cruelly reminded him when they got together at their fathers’ clubs.

But only a few dared say it to his face. And then only if they were drunk enough to forget just how important his old man was. His dad, Lord Wichman, was not only the president and CEO of Wichman XII, the most exclusive resort planet in the Empire, but he had been presented at court, was a board member on a dozen or more vital businesses and industries, and was a regular honored guest at the annual Empire Day festivities at Arundel Castle.

When Gregor was a lad he’d actually sat in the same box as the Eternal Emperor. During one performance an aerialist had slipped and fell thirty feet, hitting the ground so hard it looked like she bounced. It was one of the funniest things Gregor had ever seen – the young woman’s arms flailing, the gaping fish-like look on her face, emitting hilarious squeaky noises, topped off by the humorous double bounce when she hit the ground.

Naturally, he’d laughed, and then he heard someone snort and he turned to see that the Emperor was looking at him. And he was smiling. Well, it was sort of a smile.

On bad nights – and there had been many since he washed out of the Guard several years before – it seemed to him that the smile looked more like grimace of disgust. But when he woke with the cold sweats he calmed himself by thinking that at the worst it was merely the look of royal indigestion.

Remembering the self doubt, Gregor’s stomach roiled and he pushed the plate of three glops away. Please, God, why did he have to eat this swill? There was plenty of good food in his private locker – seized by the mutineers, no doubt.

Zheng and the others were probably enjoying this very minute. Laughing at him all the while. All those delicacies: real beef steak, lobster, caviar, pate, foie gras, plus all those special breads and cheeses and other gourmet treats. Washed down with fine wines and champagne.

Instead, they were feeding him the barest minimum. Contractually, merchantmen were entitled to three BCM (Basic Crew Meal) containers a day, totaling 1,800 calories for humans, with different nutritional requirements for ETs. Gregor was a little over two meters in height and before starvation was forced on him he weighed a slightly chubby 88 kilos. He didn’t know how much he weighed now, but there was no chub at all on his frame and his uniform hung off him like a clown suit.

Of course, no one in their right mind would eat this garbage, much less try to subsist on it. Which is why Gregor, who considered himself an enlightened captain, had instituted a generous program with special menus for a small percentage of the crew members’ wages.

Naturally he made a profit, but his father had taught him that profit was as essential to life as clean air – which was another little side business Gregor had going. For a fair price, sweet-smelling air – instead of the oily recycled shipboard atmosphere – could be had by turning a nozzle above each being’s bunk.

It was sweet and cool and made for easy sleep. Of course, if a being wasn’t frugal and was burdened with family responsibilities, they obviously couldn’t afford that inexpensive luxury and nothing but foul air would be emitted when the nozzle was turned.

But that was to be expected. Fair was fair. After all, Gregor wasn’t in the charity business. And he worked hard to supplement his wages and the allowance his father regularly banked for him. He constantly, and assiduously, searched for new ways to turn a profit.

Skimming and reselling supplies, buying refurbished equipment and clothing for the crew and pocketing the difference, as well as selling favorable shifts and appointments whenever the opportunity arose. And charging for little things, like emergency leave to visit ailing family members.

It wasn’t much, but when it came to maintaining a ship and crew of 120, as well as a 100 kilometer-long space train, even a small percentage made a handsome sum when the mission was complete.

And if a crew member made so bold as to complain, Gregor heaped on enough demerits so they could never go on leave and make their subversive objections known to others.

Gregor repositioned the dish of three glops. He had to eat, damn it. The mutiny was already over a month old and there was no telling when the ordeal would end. He had to keep his strength up. His wits keen. And keep a constantly lookout for anything that might aid his chances of survival.

Gingerly, he stabbed the spoon into the purple blob with orange stripes. As a sweet it would surely have more calories, so he might not have to eat as much.

He held his breath.

Took a bite.

Then vomited his guts on the floor.

He was bent over heaving when the cabin door banged open. There was silence. Then laughter. He looked up to see Zheng’s gloating face.

Zheng was short and squat and had habit of constantly licking his lips with a shockingly pink tongue. Not unlike a toad, Gregor thought. Behind him was Rual, a tall, skeletal, vaguely humanoid female of indeterminate age. She had a long, stern face with large black unblinking eyes. Gregor had never seen her smile, much less laugh.

“Gutt damn! Vhat a filthy miststuck you be, Gregor,” Zheng said. “Drakh for brains, also you have.”

He glanced over his shoulder at Rual. “I think maybe Poppa had to pay somebody big credits to make him captain.”

Rual measured him with cold eyes. Gregor shivered. “If we can’t get a deal with the Emperor,” she said, “I want to be the one who cuts his throat.”

Before Zheng could answer, someone else came forward. It was Shaklin. A tall, handsome young man, with dark skin, beaded dreadlocks and misty brown eyes that always seemed as if they were searching for things no one else could see.

“Zheng, you swore there would be no killing,” he said, elbowing Rual aside. “Otherwise, my teammates and I would have never agreed to join you.”

Shaklin was a self-proclaimed bishop of the Church Of The Universal Location, a religion Gregor had never heard of before. More importantly he and his team of nineteen beings came from a race of tribal navigators who had obsessively roamed their home planet, mapping every conceivable position, from the molten interior to the upper atmosphere and eventually on to uttermost space.

In short, they were the only beings aboard the Flame who could safely navigate from one place to next. They were also the ace up Zheng’s sleeve. If boarders threatened the ship, Shaklin and his team could swiftly plot a series of jumps so complicated they would be impossible to follow.

Rual wasn’t happy with Shaklin’s interference. Her hand went to the haft of the long knife sheathed in her belt.

“If we take Venatora’s deal,” she said, “we won’t need you, or Gregor. So back the clot off, holy man.”

Then she turned to Gregor. “In fact,” she said, “I have a mind to kill the scrote right now. To slice his lying throat from ear to ear.”

As she advanced on him, Gregor felt sudden wetness at his crotch.

“Please,” he squeaked to the others. “Please!



NEXT: A MATTER OF PROFIT


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