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"We’re going to put the frighteners on them," Sten said. "If we do it right, when we pop up on their vid there’s won’t be a clean pair of skivvies on the ship.”
His eyes swept over the faces of assembled officers of the Jo’l Cash, pausing just long enough to look into the eyes of each being to make sure he had their full attention.
He stopped at Captain W’lson, who was clearly uncomfortable in a subordinate role. Beside her, Mk’wolf was paying close attention to his every word.
“But here’s the main thing,” Sten continued, “yes, we want spook them. But not so much that they take to their heels.”
W’lson frowned. “But if they run,” she said, “We need to be ready to give chase. We can’t give them time enough to jump.”
Behind him, Sten heard Alex mutter a curse – but in a brogue so thick that W’lson was unlikely to take offense if heard it.
“Negative,” Sten said. “First off, we have to keep in mind that we have their navigators to deal with.
W’lson snorted derision. “They’re just merchantmen,” she said. “What kind of training can they have? Nothing to compare to our people, who are graduates of the Imperial Navy’s navigation school.”
“If we underestimate our enemy,” Sten said, “the game will be lost before we begin. We’re not talking about ordinary navigators, you know. These beings are most likely as good as – and maybe even better – than any ship drivers in the Imperial Navy.
“If we go scrotes to the wall and just charge the Flame Shaklin will jump the ship to the other end of the Possnet Sector faster than an Altarian spider strike. And we can say goodbye to any kind of a deal and hello Queen Venatora.”
He fixed W’lson with a hard stare. “And while you are it, say goodbye to your career because the Emperor will have your guts for a winding sheet.”
But W’lson was a stubborn clot. An old line officer who couldn’t get over her resentment of having to take orders from a much younger person.
“How do you know they won’t just run, then?” she said. “We go boo and they do a million-klick jump. What’s to stop them?”
Something his father had told him flashed into Sten’s mind. It was about a strange little pest that gorged on his old man’s crops back on his homeworld – before he and Sten’s mom had sold their souls to the Vulcan Factory Store. And in that memory he sensed opportunity.
Sten knew the session with W’lson and the other officers was being vidded throughout the entire ship. And that many of the many crewmembers aboard the Jo’l Cash – especially out here on the fringes of the Empire - were more than likely ex farmkids, just like his dad.
He perched on a counter edge, putting himself and - he hoped - the whole ship – at ease.
“My old man grew up in the boonies,” Sten said. “Farmboy. Sharecropper’s kid. Knew what it was like to stare up the butt of tractor drone so old and rusted out that half the time you had to push it by hand across the field.”
He saw smiles on the faces of Mk’wolf and a few of the other officers. He’d sussed his audience correctly.
“What Dad remembered most was being hungry. Belly pinching your backbone hungry. Clottin’ farmlords took ninety clottin’ percent of the crops.”
There were nods from Mk’wolf and the others. They knew what he was talking about.
“So Dad was always on the lookout for something to catch for the family pot.”
Sten paused. A reflective smile twitched his lips. “His mom had this big stew pot – probably so old it was made out of iron – hanging over an actual fire. They used methane piped in from the drakh pits for fuel.”
Shook his head in admiration of that old pioneer stock. Then went on:
“The old man said there was this one critter – it was small and furry and a champion babymaker. They could eat a sharecropping family out of house and hut in a single planetfall. Lepus, I think he called them.
“Anyway, my old man figured what’s fair is fair and if these little bassids were getting fat from eating up all his family’s crops, why he’d find a way to eat them. Turn that stolen fat into some kind of use.
“So he’d hunt the little suckers. Every morning he’d fill his pockets with rocks and take a stroll along the field. Find himself a Lepus trail – their drakh gives them away… eat so much they’re always poopin’.”
Mk’wolf snickered. He’d been there.
“Pop said that the problem was they had a sixth sense for danger. You’d barely lay eyes on them and they’d take off. And fast – why, he said they were faster than a pair of juiced up speed rails.
“At first he thought they had him beat. No way could he chase them down. But then he saw that they’d only hop like hell for ten, fifteen meters or so. Then they’d stop. Look back to see if you had given up the chase.”
Sten shrugged. “Guess a lot of other critters did just that. They’d see how fast a Lepus could hop and they’d give up practically before they started. Throw up their paw and go, oh drakh, and look for some nice non-hopping berries to munch on.”
Some of the officers laughed. W’lson glowered at them, but they paid her no mind.
Sten continued: “But Dad saw that the Lepus were both lazy and curious at the same time. They didn’t want to put out all that much energy. Plus, they wanted to see what the clot you were up to.
“So, they’d plump down and wait. If you ran after them again, they’d take to their heels and off they’d go. They’d let you spend all day, stopping and starting until you were too tired If there was even going to be supper, that is.”
The pretty young lieutenant next to Mk’wolf frowned at this, shaking her head. Sten guessed that she’d known what it was like to go to bed hungry.
“But my old man was determined to fill that stewpot no matter what,” Sten said. “So he started studying on the Lepus. He’d run a few steps. They’d hop a couple of hops. Until, little by little he’d only be maybe ten meters away.”
Mk’wolf laughed. “Until he was in rock range,” he blurted. Then he blushed like a kid for speaking out of turn.
Sten laughed, as did the others. “Until he was in rock range,” he repeated. “He kept one clutched in his hand just waiting his chance. And when the right time came-“
He pivoted, then sidearmed an imaginary rock. Hard!
“And, bam! He had him a Lepus for the stew pot. First day he got half a dozen and his family ate like farmlords.”
The payoff was greeted with laughter and applause - as if everybody had been enjoying a viddie, instead of yawning over a headache-inducing lecture from the Big Man In Charge.
Sten let everyone have a good laugh and chatter amongst themselves for a few minutes, then came off the bench. He stood ramrod straight.
“Except, we’re going to go one better,” Sten said. “We’re gonna give them a choice.
He held up a clenched fist.
Sten let the hand drop. Gave them a big grin.
“Or, they can climb into the stewpot themselves.”
As if on cue, Alex came in: “Ah’ll wager our Sten’ll hae them beggin’ fur th’ salt an’ pepper.”
Laughter, then Ida called out:
“Got a visual!”
NEXT: CAT AND MOUSE
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